Ganerda's Business

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

WEST HOLLYWOOD BOOK FAIR '09 FOR FEWINGS AND GANERDA

Happy Springtime to you!

Ganerda Grul here with the happy announcement that Ganerda's Business will be sharing a table with author V.M.K. Fewings at the--

--8th Annual West Hollywood Book Fair!

Sunday, October 4, 2009

10AM - 6PM

West Hollywood Park

www.westhollywoodbookfair.org/

V.M.K. Fewings is the author of the vampire novel Stone Masters: A Vampire's Reckoning. Learn more about Ms. Fewings and her wonderful books at vmkfewings.com!

And everyone's favorite "crehater" HAFJAK DIVIZ will be there signing "STOP MAKING CRAP," the funny cartoon book about creators and haters! "STOP MAKING CRAP" is the first book from Ganerda's Business and chronicles the antics of "Plus" and "Minus," the "Tom & Jerry" of the art world! Find them at ganerda.com!

Thank you for your time and interest, and we hope to see you at the 2009 West Hollywood Book Fair!

Ganerda Grul

Librarian and Publisher

www.ganerda.com

Friday, April 3, 2009

HAFJAK HERO LIST A - H

JEAN-BAPTISTE ADAMSBERG

CHARLES ADDAMS

WOODY ALLEN

ANY CARTOONIST EVER

ANY FILMMAKER EVER

ANY PAINTER EVER

ANY STAND-UP COMIC EVER

ANY WRITER EVER

KYLE BAKER

CHRISTIAN BALE

JOE BARBERA

BATMAN

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

BETHANY

UWE BOLL

LENNY BRUCE

FERRIS BUELLER

BUKOWSKI

JACK BURTON

TIM BURTON

JOSEPH CAMPBELL

GEORGE CARLIN

JOHN CARPENTER

JOHN CHEEVER

ANDREW "DICE" CLAY

ART CLOKEY

DANIEL CLOWES

JEAN COCTEAU

FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA

DOUGLAS COUPLAND

DON COSCARELLI

EDWARD CULLEN

GUILLERMO DEL TORO

LESTER DENT

PHILIP K DICK

STEVE DITKO

ROGER EBERT

LEE FALK

WC FIELDS

RICKY GERVAIS

DAVE GIBBONS

TERRY GILLIAM

EDWARD GOREY

MATT GROENING

GANERDA GRUL

BILL GRIFFITH

CHESTER GOULD

GUMBY

HAFCUBS

HAFDAD

HAFMUM

HAFSIS

BILL HANNA

KEITH HARING

THOMAS HARRIS

HAL HARTLEY

HELLBOY

FRANK HERBERT

THE HERCULOIDS

HERMANN HESSE

BILL HICKS

BENJAMIN HOFF

JOHN HUGHES

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HAFJAK HERO LIST I - P

JAY AND SILENT BOB

INDIANA JONES

MIKE JUDGE

JUDGE DREDD

PAULINE KAEL

HANK KETCHAM

THE KIDS IN THE HALL

STEPHEN KING

JACK KIRBY

JAMES T KIRK

WALTER KOVACS

HARVEY KURTZMAN

GARY LARSON

STAN LEE

ROY LICHTENSTEIN

GEORGE LUCAS

SETH MACFARLANE

MANET (FIRST NAME WHA?)

THE MARINER

THE MARX BROTHERS

PATRICK MCGOOHAN

STEVE MCQUEEN

STEPHEN MERCHANT

STEPHENIE MEYER

MIKE MIGNOLA

FRANK MILLER

MONET (FIRST NAME HUH?)

MONTY PYTHON

ALAN MOORE

JIM MORRISON

TOSHIRO MIFUNE

NEO

LEONARD NIMOY

BARACK OBAMA

YOKO ONO

PETER PAN

THE PHANTOM

SNAKE PLISSKEN

PROHIAS

ALEX PROYAS

RICHARD PRYOR

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HAFJAK HERO LIST Q - Z

THE QUESTION

GENE RODDENBERRY

HENRY ROLLINS

RORSCHACH

MICKEY ROURKE

KURT RUSSELL

EDWIN SAMUELSON

ADAM SANDLER

DOC SAVAGE

CHARLES SCHULZ

THE SCARECROW OF ROMNEY MARSH

EDWARD SCISSORHANDS

RIDLEY SCOTT

DR SEUSS

THE SHADOW

AMY SIDARIS

DAVID SIDARIS

GENE SISKEL

KEVIN SMITH

ZACK SNYDER

SPACE GHOST

STEVEN SPIELBERG

THE STEPPENWOLF

SWAMP THING

BELLA SWAN

THE SWIMMER

HUNTER S THOMPSON

BRUCE TIMM

TINTIN

ALEX TOTH

DICK TRACY

EIJI TSUBURAYA

MARK TWAIN

VINCENT VAN GOGH

WACHOWSKI BROTHERS

ANDY WARHOL

JOHN WATERS

BILL WATTERSON

JOHN WILLIAMS

WINNIE THE POOH

TOBIAS WOLFF

ED WOOD

STEPHEN WRIGHT

MALCOLM X

ZANA

ZIPPY THE PINHEAD

ZORRO

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HAFJAK DIVIZ - WONDER QUEST - DAY THREE

DAY THREE

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2009

SO WARM
NICE
6AM
I WAKE UP IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM OF THE HOUSE IN OAKLAND
BETWEEN WASHING MACHINE AND WIRE MESH DOG KENNEL
HEAD ON BACKPACK
HOPE NOTHING CRAWLED INTO MY MOUTH

NO
DESPITE DISARRAY OF HOUSE-ITS NICE
JUST GETS A LITTLE CLUTTERED AS HOUSES DO

THE TRUE TEST OF A HOUSE IS THE TOILET
THIS ONE PASSED THE TEST
ART AND POETRY ON THE WALLS
CLEAN FLOOR-CLEAN BOWL-BRIGHT SINK
NICE HOUSE

TIM IS ON THE COUCH
I WAKE HIM-THANK HIM FOR THE NIGHTS SHELTER
HE OFFERS ME SOME JUICE--ORANGE-BANANA?
THE BOXER DOG IS CURLED UP ASLEEP ON A CHAIR

GOODBYES AND IM OFF

I LEAVE THE HOUSE IN OAKLAND