ASSISTED ON THE MOTHERF'IN COMPUTER BY GANERDA GRUL
(THANK YOU GAN--F THE F-IN COMPUTER)
DAY TWO
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 2009
6:30AM
AWAKE
DENNY'S-#1
DRIVE
STOP FOR GAS
#2 IN A URINE SPATTERED STALL
WHO PISSES ON THE WALLS?
WHO CARES--BACK ON THE ROAD
SUN RISES ON GREEN SLOPING HILLS
THEY SWOOP BY LIKE OCEAN WAVES
BEAUTIFUL ORANGE MORNING SKY
CRISP CLEAR AIR
7:12AM
BIT O TRAFFIC
WON CON'S ON BUT SOME PEOPLE GOTTA WORK YO
8:00AM MORE OR LESS
DROVE THE REMAINING 85 MILES LIKE TWEREN'T NOTHIN
CROSSING BRIDGE TO SF
I CURSE THE $4 TOLL
I WILL STAY IN FRISCO THE ENTIRE TIME TO SKIP THAT BLOODY BRIDGE TOLL
EXIT FREMONT, LEFT ON HOWARD
MOSCONE ON 3RD AND HOWARD--THAT WAS EASY
DOWN A RAMP, PULL INTO WHAT LOOKS LIKE A VAST DOMED PARKING LOT
IS THIS WHERE IT'S GONNA BE?
UNLOAD ON A YELLOW ELECTRIC TRAM, SIGN A PAPER
TRAM DRIVER DRIVES OFF WITH MY STUFF
HOPE IT MAKES IT
TRUST THE GOOD PEOPLE
HAVE NO FEAR
PARK YOUR CAR BEFORE YOU CRASH IT ON THESE FUNKY ONE WAY STREETS
PARKING GARAGE ON 3RD AND FOLSOM, EARLY BIRD FLAT RATE-$15
NICE
CHANGE IN LOT--WHO'S WATCHING?
BACK TO MOSCONE, PIN ON MY PASS--IN
CALM AND QUIET
BIG
GRAY-COLD
THIS AINT A-P-E
HA! THEY MISSPELLED GANERDA'S BUSINESS!
SET UP
THAT'S BETTER
BEHIND THE SCENES I
BEHIND THE SCENES II
HAFJEK? WHO THE HELL CAN'T SPELL?
NOON
IT BEGINS!
LARA CROFT CRADLES THE CRAP!
GANERDA LOOKALIKE 1
WHOA--IT'S G-I-JOE!
EVERYBODY LOVES CRAP!
1:51PM
D.D.- OUR FIRST CUSTOMER - THANK YOU
GANERDA LOOKALIKE 2
2:06PM
BRIAN - OUR SECOND CUSTOMER - THANK YOU
3:22PM
KEVIN - OUR THIRD CUSTOMER - THANK YOU
YINYANGGOODBADPLUSMINUSBATMANJOKER
OUR POSTCARD SET
MAKES A HANDY DIVISION SYMBOL FOR ALL YOUR DUALITY NEEDS
STAKE IN POHATOES - OUR ODDEST ATTRACTION
THIS ONE'S FOR TIFFANY CHATHAM-SMITH OF
REGENT PUBLISHING SERVICES
I HAND OUT THEIR CARD BECAUSE THEY DID A GREAT JOB PRINTING MY BOOK
GANERDA LOOKALIKE 3
GANERDA LOOKALIKE 4
GANERDA LOOKALIKE 5
5:18PM
VANESSA - OUR FOURTH CUSTOMER - THANK YOU
7PM
AND THE CON'S OVER TILL TOMORROW--10AM
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