Friday, September 25, 2009

THE STUFF BY PAKRAT DIVIZ

HE HAD FANTASIZED ABOUT IT MANY TIMES
ESPECIALLY AFTER TRIPPING ON SOMETHING
STEPPING ON SOMETHING
BUMPING INTO SOMETHING OR
SQUEEZING THROUGH SOMETHINGS

THE PLACE WAS JUST TOO FULL OF STUFF

WHY HAD THEY FILLED THE PLACE UP
WHAT COMPELLED THEM
IS ALL OF LIFE A BIG BOX THAT FILLS UP
AND THEN EMPTIES

HE HAD SEEN THEM AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD
THE PODS
BIG STORAGE BOXES PARKED ON DRIVEWAYS

ONE COULD PUT A LOT OF STUFF IN THERE
A LOT OF CLUTTER
THE CLUTTER WOULD REMAIN SAFE
UNTIL DECISIONS COULD BE MADE
AS TO HOW TO GET RID OF IT ALL

IT TOOK ALL DAY
AND HE HAD AWOKEN AT 330 AM
BUT HE GOT ALL THE STUFF OUT OF THE PLACE
FURNITURE
DISHES
MISCELLANEOUS
MISCELLANEOUS WAS THE MOST
HE DIDNT HAVE A POD TO PUT THE STUFF IN
AND DIDNT CARE
EVERYTHING WAS OUTSIDE

HE WALKED INTO THE PLACE

EMPTY

FOR THE LAST DECADE
IT HAD NOT BEEN

EMPTY

NOTHING HAD BEEN

EMPTY

HE LAID IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EMPTY BOX OF A PLACE
SAW NOTHING BUT BARE WALLS AND CLEAR FLOOR

HE TOOK SEVERAL DEEP BREATHS
OF ALL THAT SPACE AND SILENCE
CLOSED HIS EYES

HE KNEW ALL THE CRAP WAS LESS THAN TWENTY FEET AWAY
IN PILES OUTSIDE
READY FOR RAIN AND SUN
DUST AND DEGENERATION
BUT INSIDE
HE WAS CLEAR

THE NEXT DAY
HIS BODY ACHED
BUT HIS MIND SMILED

HIS PARTNER
THE VOICE OF REASON
WANTED SOME OF THE STUFF BACK INSIDE

HE WANTED AT LEAST A MONTH OR WEEK
WITHOUT ALL THE JUNK
SEE HOW IT WOULD BE
BUT
HE HAD LEARNED TO LISTEN CAREFULLY AND RESPECTFULLY
TO THE VOICE OF REASON

THEY AGREED TO
AT FIRST
ONLY BRING BACK IN
WHAT THEY NEEDED

BEDS CAME BACK IN

THE DINING TABLE

THE REST REMAINED OUTSIDE UNDER A TARP

AS MUCH AS SHE WANTED IT ALL BACK
AND FOR HIM NOT TO BE SO
SPONTANEOUS AND CAVALIER WITH THEIR STUFF
SHE ENJOYED THE CLUTTER FREE DAYS AS MUCH AS HE

DONATIONS WERE MADE
GARAGE SALES HAD

SHELVES CAME BACK IN
BUT ONLY PRECIOUS THINGS WERE ALLOWED ON THEIR PLANKS
AND PRECIOUS THINGS WERE FEW

THE REST WENT AWAY SOMEHOW

EVERY TIME THEY WENT SOMEWHERE
THEY TOOK SOME OF THEIR STUFF WITH THEM
AND LEFT IT GAVE IT TOSSED IT

THEY HAD SPENT SO MUCH TIME FILLING UP
NOW WAS A CASTING OFF TIME

SHE HAD EVEN LOST WEIGHT
HE WAS LOOKING TRIMMER
AND HE WAS SMILING ALL THE TIME NOW

THERE WAS MUCH SEX NOW
VERY PASSIONATE NIGHTS

THEIR BEDROOM HAD CLEARED
ONLY THE BED REMAINED
AND WHAT TO DO UPON IT

SOME OF THE SHELVES HAD TO GO
THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT TO FILL THEM

AT THE START OF THE JETTISON
HE THOUGHT OF THE MONEY HE HAD SPENT ON ALL THIS STUFF
HE WANTED TO SELL EVERY ITEM
GET HIS MONEY BACK
BUT DIDNT

ONCE HE GOT GOING
THE ITEMS
THE MONEY JUST FLEW AWAY
AND HE DIDNT CARE
HE HAD SPACE
CLARITY
EMPTINESS

HE DIDNT REALIZE HOW MUCH MORE HE VALUED THE EMPTINESS
OVER THE CASH SPENT ON THE CLUTTER

THEY AVOIDED STORES
RESTAURANTS
THOSE PLACES BECAME IRRELEVANT
NOW THAT THEIR PLACE WAS BECOMING
THE PLACE THEY HAD ALWAYS WANTED

NOT A MANSION
BUT JUST
CLEAR

HE FOLDED UP THE TARP
THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT TO COVER OUTSIDE
A YEAR LATER

HE PUT THE TARP OUT BY THE CURB
SOMEONE WOULD NEED IT TAKE IT USE IT

HE WENT BACK INSIDE
THERE WAS NO TV BLARING
NO VIDEO GAMES PINGING
JUST SILENCE
A BREEZE
SUN GLOWING THROUGH THE SHEER CURTAINED WINDOWS

HE SAT AT THE TABLE
AND HAD A SNACK WITH THE CHILDREN



THE OLD MAN AND THE BC BY HAFJAK DIVIZ

YEAH
ANOTHER D-MN MOVIE POEM
DONT LIKE EM
CLICK OFF

ALL I THINK ABOUT IS MOVIES
LOVE MOVIES

USED TO BE A POET WOULD SEE A FLOWER
AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT IT

GUESS MOVIES ARE MY FLOWERS

WHO CARES RIGHT
JUST ANOTHER GO--AMNED BLOG

ANYWAY
POEM

THE OLD MAN AND THE BC

WE WERE AT THE MOVIES
ME AND MY BOYS
IT WAS 10000 BC

NOT AS MANY MASTODONS OR SABRETOOTHS
AS WE WOULDVE LIKED
BUT MOVIE MADE SENSE
THOUGHT THE PYRAMID THING WAS NEAT

IT WAS YOUR USUAL HERO MOVIE
ABOUT ONE MAN AND THE WOMAN HE LOVES
SHE IS KIDNAPPED AND MUCH WORSE
HE SAVES HER

THE MOVIE ENDED
I ALWAYS STAY TILL THE CREDITS FINISH ROLLING
AND THE LIGHTS COME UP
DURING THIS TIME I LET MY BOYS RUN AROUND THE THEATRE
UP THE STEPS TO THE TOP
DOWN TO THE BOTTOM UNDER THE SCREEN

I SEE A MAN DOWN A FEW ROWS IN FRONT OF ME
HE IS ALONE
LIGHT BLUE MEMBERS ONLY JACKET
CAUCASIAN
SPECTACLES
WHITE AND GREY HAIR
THIN ON TOP
SIXTIES

HE IS CRYING
WIPING AT HIS EYES
THE MOVIE GOT TO HIM
I CAN RELATE TO THIS
HAVE A HARD TIME KEEPING IT TOGETHER
DURING EXTREME MAKEOVER HOME EDITION
WITH TY PENNINGTON AND CREW

IN THE MOVIE AS USUAL
THE HERO HAS FOUGHT ALL ODDS
FOR ONE WOMAN

IS THIS WHAT GOT TO THE OLD MAN

WAS HE JUST AN OLD SOFTIE
OR DID THE MOVIE REMIND HIM OF HIS WIFE
WHERE WAS SHE
WAS SHE NOT ONE FOR SILLY ACTION MOVIES
OR WAS IT FAR WORSE THAN THAT
WAS SHE GONE

HAD HE SPENT HIS LIFE
LIKE THE HERO
IN THE SERVICE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
AND WERE THE TEARS
A TRIBUTE TO HER MEMORY

WERE ALL GONNA BE THERE ONE DAY
OLD AND ALONE
SHEDDING A FEW TEARS
FOR SIXTY YEARS WORTH OF REASONS
IN AN EMPTY MOVIE THEATRE

I WANTED TO KNOW EXACTLY WHY HE WAS CRYING
BUT I GUESS I ALREADY KNOW
OR WILL ONE DAY

I TIPPED MY HEAD UP
AND WATCHED MY BOYS RUN THROUGH THE ROWS OF SEATS



FROST AND MIKO 14

Hello and welcome to the Ganerda's Business blog!

We have a fresh slice of the "Frost & Miko" saga here for you! Please enjoy the comic and visit ganerda.com for more cartoon fun. Plus, please wish us luck on obtaining a small press table at San Diego Comic Con 2010! We had a wonderful time at the 2009 Con and hope to return.

Sorry this comic is a bit late.

Have a friendly Friday and a super Saturday!

Au Revoir!

Ganerda Grul,
Librarian and Publisher
www.ganerda.com



...To be continued next Thursday!
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Thursday, September 17, 2009

FROST AND MIKO 13

Happy Thursday!

Ganerda Grul here with another installment of "Frost & Miko" by Johnson R. Ducks aka HAFJAK DIVIZ aka Ken Jr! I hope you enjoy the comic, and there are more comics to come! Soon, we will be presenting here--only on the Ganerda's Business blog--the brand new comic entitled "ArrowNayo--Your Favorite Asians" by Arrow Fu! So Keep clicking in for that! For now, please enjoy "Frost & Miko!"

Sincerely,

Ganerda Grul
Librarian and Publisher
www.ganerda.com



...To be continued next Thursday!
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Thursday, September 10, 2009

FROST AND MIKO 12

Hello!

Thank you for clicking in to another installment of "Frost & Miko!" Enjoy the comic and visit ganerda.com to see how Frost and Miko ended up!

Happy weekend to you all,

Ganerda Grul
Librarian and Publisher
www.ganerda.com



...To be continued next Thursday!
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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

FROST AND MIKO 11

Hello!

Ganerda Grul here! Let's cool off those California fires with a little frost--Frost & Miko, that is! Please enjoy another installment of the comic that evolved into PLUS-MINUS of "STOP MAKING CRAP" by HAFJAK DIVIZ. And here's hoping that the fires will fizzle out as soon as possible.



...To be continued next Thursday!

Ganerda Grul
Librarian and Publisher
www.ganerda.com