STOP GROWING BY HAFJAK DIVIZ

FIRST PROCESSING THE CON POEM

JESUS CHRIST

I WAS ONLY GONE FOUR DAYS

YOUR HAIR GREW

YOU GOT TALLER

YOUR FACE ANGLED UP MORE

KID

STOP GROWING

JUST FOR A SECOND

KEEP YOUR CHUBBY CHEEKS

YOUR TUMMY

STAY LITTLE FOR A WHILE

SO I CAN PICK YOU UP

AND TOSS YOU IN THE AIR

AND YOU DONT GET SCARED AT ALL

YOU KNOW IM GONNA CATCH YOU

SONNY

DONT HIT PUBERTY YET

NO CHICKS

NO ZITS ANGST WET DREAMS

LETS HANG OUT

PLAY LEGOS

YOU DONT LIKE POWER RANGERS ANYMORE?

AW SH-T

CLONE TROOPERS?

OKAY

ILL SETTLE

KID STOP GROWING

JUST FOR A FEW MORE YEARS

YOU STAY WITH YOUR DADDY

YOU STAY LITTLE

AND HAPPY TO SEE ME WHEN I GET HOME

IM STILL YOUR DADDY

AND NOT THE D-CK WHO PAYS FOR THE ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD

MY BABY SON

MY FIRSTBORN BABY SON

I GOT AN IDEA

I GOT A CREDIT CARD

ILL TAKE YOU TO LEGOLAND

WELL LIVE THERE FOR A WHOLE DAMN YEAR

JUST PROMISE ME

THAT YOULL STOP GROWING UP AND AWAY FROM ME BOY

YOU STOP GROWING UP SO FAST

AND STAY WITH YOUR DADDY

SO ASHAMED

WHAT WAS I THINKING

GOING AWAY FROM YOU FOR FOUR DAYS

NOW IM AT WORK

AND STILL AWAY

AND WRITING THIS SAD LITTLE POEM

F--- THE WORLD

F--- AMBITION

F--- CARTOONS COMICS

AND OUR WHOLE BOUGHT-IT-AT-TARGET CRAP CULTURE

F--- IT ALL

AND LETS RUN AWAY TO LEGOLAND LITTLE GUY

JUST YOU AND DADDY

SH-T

CRYING

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FROST AND MIKO 6

Hello and thank you for clicking in to another installment of Frost & Miko, the characters that turned into PLUS-MINUS of "STOP MAKING CRAP!"

Ganerda Grul here! I am going to start posting these on Thursdays from now on just like the L.A. Weekly.

Have a lovely weekend and enjoy the comic!

Ganerda Grul
Librarian and publisher
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...To be continued next Thursday!

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FAVORITE ALIASES POEM BY HAFJAK DIVIZ

THIS ONES SHORT AND SWEET

SO PAY ATTENTION

AND READ IT TWICE

MY FAVORITE ALIASES--

RAOUL DUKE---(HUNTER S THOMPSON)

HENRY CHINASKI---(CHARLES BUKOWSKI)

ARTURO BANDINI---(JOHN FANTE)

MARK TWAIN---(SAMUEL CLEMENS)

LEMONY SNICKET---(DANIEL HANDLER)

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST

DR SEUSS---(THEODOR GEISEL)

ENJOY THEM ALL

AT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY

SWEET DREAMS

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FROST AND MIKO 5

Happy Comic Con Weekend!

Ganerda Grul here with another installment of "Frost & Miko," the cuddly comic strip that became the searing satire "STOP MAKING CRAP" by HAFJAK DIVIZ!

We are posting this installment early because next week is all about the 2009 San Diego Comic Con International! Here is your Frost & Miko fix, friends! Feel free to peek at it now or save it for next Saturday.

Thank you very much for your time and interest and travel safely on your way to San Diego,

Ganerda Grul
Librarian and Publisher
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...To be continued next Saturday!
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FROST AND MIKO 4

Happy summer Frost & Miko fans!

Ganerda Grul here, and thank you for clicking in to the Ganerda's Business blog! We have another installment of Frost & Miko for you!

Here are some fun Frost & Miko facts written by the comic strip's creator Johnson R. Ducks aka HAFJAK DIVIZ:

I LOVE HARVEY KURTZMAN
READ HIS BOOK HEY LOOK! OVER AND OVER
YOULL SEE THE INFLUENCE IN FUTURE STRIPS

I LIKE FROST & MIKO NOW
DIDNT FOR A WHILE
GONNA ABSORB SOME OF F & M INTO FUTURE PLUS-MINUS STUFF

I LIKE THE ROUNDNESS OF THE ART
NO ANGULAR CLEAN UP ON THE CHARACTERS

I LIKE THE FLAT BLACK AND WHITE PUZZLE PIECE QUALITY OF THE ARTWORK
THAT WAS THE HARD PART OF THE STRIP
TRYING TO FIGURE HOW TO DO THE BLACK AND WHITE
THAT'S WHY THE ART DEVOLVED INTO JUST BLACK LINES ON WHITE SPACE
YOULL SEE IN FUTURE STRIPS

Thank you HAFJAK!

Enjoy the strip that evolved into the book "STOP MAKING CRAP" by HAFJAK DIVIZ, and a sunny Saturday to you all!

Ganerda Grul
Librarian and Publisher
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To be continued next week!
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FROST AND MIKO 3

Hello!

Ganerda Grul here with another installment of "Frost & Miko," the comic strip that became "STOP MAKING CRAP" by HAFJAK DIVIZ! Please enjoy the strip, and please visit us at the 2009 San Diego Comic Con International Small Press Pavilion. We can't wait to meet you!

Thank you for clicking in,

Ganerda Grul
Librarian and publisher
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...To be continued next Saturday!
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MOVIE POEMS - WHAT THE F---? BY HAFJAK DIVIZ

YEAH

I KNOW

MOVIE POEMS

WHAT THE F---?

WELLP--

I LOVES MOVIES

ALWAYS WILL

ALSO

RORSCHACH

WHEN I READ WATCHMEN WAY BACK

I LEARNED ABOUT RORSCHACHS

THE INKBLOT TEST

WHAT ONE SEES IN A VAGUE INKBLOT

REFLECTS THEIR STATE OF MIND

INSTEAD OF INKBLOTS

HOW ABOUT MOVIES?

AND HOW I INTERPRET THEM

REFLECTS MY STATE OF MIND

SOUNDS LIKE FUN YEAH?

SOUNDS LIKE THERAPY

IF YOU READ MY BOOK

YOU KNOW I COULD USE SOME OF THAT

ILL TRY TO DO SOME BOOK AND TV POEMS

COMICS POEMS

BUT MOSTLY I JUST WATCH MOVIES

GANNIE THINKS WRITING ABOUT A WIDE ARRAY OF TOPICS HERE

IS GOOD MARKETING

DONT KNOW ABOUT THAT

BUT I KNOW I LOVES MOVIES

TRANSFORMERS 2 IS NEXT

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FROST AND MIKO 2

Hello!

This is Ganerda Grul, and thank you for clicking in to another installment of "Frost & Miko" by Johnson R. Ducks aka HAFJAK DIVIZ aka Ken Hayashi, Jr.! That is a mouthful!

For your reading pleasure, here are some "Frost & Miko" facts:

"Miko" is pronounced "Mee-koh."

"Frost" is the bird.

"Frost & Miko" evolved into PLUS-MINUS, cartoon stars of the book "STOP MAKING CRAP" by HAFJAK DIVIZ.

I wanted to print up a "Frost & Miko" book. Mr. HAFJAK begged me not to, so we agreed to post the comic strips here on the Ganerda's Business blog. When HAFJAK comes to his senses, I will print up a "Frost & Miko" book.

Until then, please enjoy them here!

Thank you again for your time and interest,

Ganerda Grul
Librarian and Publisher
--and Frost & Miko fan!
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...To be continued next Saturday!
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I LOVE HARRISON FORD - ANOTHER STUPID MOVIE POEM BY HAFJAK DIVIZ

SQUINTY EYES

CROOKED NOSE

SCARRED CHIN

BASHFUL SMILE

NICE GUY

A REGULAR GUY

BUT HELL PULL OFF THE EXTRAORDINARY WHEN HE HAS TO

FOR THE RIGHT REASONS

I LOVE HARRISON FORD

I LOVE THE CHARACTERS HE PLAYS

I LOVE THAT HES NOT THE GREATEST ACTOR

I LOVE THAT SOMETIMES HE TRIES TOO HARD

I LOVE THAT HE FAILS

HE WAS NEVER ANYONES FIRST CHOICE

LUCAS KEPT HIM AROUND ONLY TO HELP CAST STAR WARS

MAGNUM P I WAS FIRST CHOICE FOR INDY

HARRISON FORD

NOT THE FIRST CHOICE

NOT THE BEST

BUT HE PERSEVERED AND GOT A LITTLE LUCKY

JUST LIKE THE REST OF US

THATS HIS APPEAL

HES LIKE THE REST OF US

ROUGH

UGLY

REJECTED

BUT DETERMINED

HES NOT HOLLYWOOD

NO BULLS**T

NO COCAINE OR F**KIN SURGERY

HIS IDEAL WEEKEND?

LETS TAKE THE KIDS TO THE PARK LOVE

THEN HAVE SOME SPAGHETTI

HES JUST A DUDE LIKE ME OR YOU

OR YOUR HUSBAND

OR YOUR DAD

I LIKE THAT HES NOT THE BEST ACTOR

THAT MEANS THATS HIM ON THE SCREEN

AND NOT SOME ACTOR MASK

HES JUST HARRISON FORD

HES HARRISON FORD IN BLADE RUNNER

HES HARRISON FORD IN TEMPLE O DOOM

HES HARRISON FORD IN CRYSTAL SKULL

JUST A REGULAR GUY

FEET ON THE GROUND

HEAD ON SHOULDERS

A DADDY AND A HUBBY

WORKING HARD

IN YOUR MOVIES

YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT HARRISON FORD?

CRYSTAL SKULL

KNOW WHY?

I BETCHA HE PLAYED INDY AGAIN IN CRYSTAL SKULL

FOR HIS GRANDKIDS!

NEED I SAY MORE?

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