COMIC BOOK MOVIES - THE BEST DATE MOVIE BY HAFJAK DIVIZ

MAN O MAN

I LOVE THOSE COMIC BOOKS MOVIES

I LOVE EM!

I REALLY DO

I WATCH THAT FIRST SPIDERMAN MOVIE

AND THATS ME AND THE LOVELY ZANA

HAVING THAT KISS IN THE RAIN

THATS ME

SAVING HER FROM ALL THAT MESS

KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR

I SUPPOSE THE COMMON BELIEF ABOUT COMIC BOOK MOVIES

IS THAT THEYRE FOR NERDS

I WONT DISAGREE

ILL SAY THIS

THERES NOTHING MORE ROMANTIC THAN A COMIC BOOK MOVIE

NOTHING

ITS ONE GUY

TAKING ON THE WORLD

FOR ONE GIRL

THE GUY WILL LEAP FROM ROOFTOP TO ROOFTOP

STOP A LOCOMOTIVE

HOLD UP CRUMBLING BUILDINGS

TURN THE WORLD AROUND BACKWARDS

FOR THAT ONE GIRL

KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR

IN LOVE

CHECK IT OUT:

TWILIGHT IS A COMIC BOOK MOVIE

O YES IT IS!

DONT BE FOOLED BY ITS FEMALE AUTHOR

OR ITS FEMALE POINT OF VIEW

EDDIE IS A SUPERHERO

AND BELLA IS HIS ONE GIRL

HELL DO ANYTHING FOR HER

JUST LIKE SPIDEY FOR MARY JANE

JUST LIKE THE PHANTOM FOR DIANA PALMER

JUST LIKE KAL FOR LOIS

JUST LIKE THE DARK KNIGHT FOR RACHEL

JUST LIKE REED FOR SUE

JUST LIKE LOGAN FOR JEAN GREY

JUST LIKE MATT FOR ELEKTRA

JUST LIKE BRUCE BANNER FOR BETTY ROSS

JUST LIKE THE SHADOW FOR MARGO LANE

JUST LIKE DARKMAN FOR JULIE

LIKE A DAD FOR A MOM

AND OF COURSE

LIKE A HAF FOR A ZAN

ILL ADD TO THIS LIST IF I THINK OF MORE

ADD FROM COMIC BOOK HEROES

FROM THE BEGININNG OF RECORDED HISTORY

HERCULES HAD A CHICK RIGHT?

SAMSON? DAVID?

NEVER MIND THE LASER BEAMS

PHOTON TORPEDOES

WHIPS CLAWS AND CAPES

THERES NOTHING MORE ROMANTIC THAN A COMIC BOOK MOVIE

THANK GOD FOR SUMMER

WHEN ALL OF THEM BURST FROM THE THEATRES

LIKE SUNSHINE AT NOON

I LOVE THOSE COMIC BOOK MOVIES

I REALLY REALLY DO

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ODE TO IRON MAN BY HAFJAK DIVIZ

THE IRON MAN MOVIE

SAW IT--LOVED IT

A BIT OF IT DIDNT SIT WELL WITH ME

IRON MAN SMACKING AROUND ARAB LOOKING PEOPLE

A BIT ODD

DISLIKE MY HEROES BEING USED AS PROPAGANDA

FOR A CRIMINAL WAR

ANYWAY

THAT RED AND GOLD ARMOR

HE LOOKS LIKE A ROBOTIC RONALD MCDONALD

BUT I SAW THE MOVIE--LOVED IT

LOVE THE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR ASPECT OF IT

ONE OF THE BEST PARTS OF THE MOVIE

WHEN IRON MAN IS BEING CHASED BY TWO JET FIGHTERS

KEEPS REPEATING IN MY HEAD

THE MORE IT REPEATS

THE MORE UNBELIEVABLE IT SEEMS

UNFORTUNATELY

I KNOW

ITS A COMIC BOOK MOVIE

BUT ITS FUN TO THINK ABOUT HOW REAL THESE FANCIFUL THINGS CAN BE

ITS THE PART

WHEN IRON MAN CRASHES INTO THE WING OF ONE OF THE PLANES

BAM!

HE TAKES THE WING OFF HES SO INDESTRUCTIBLE!

I DONT KNOW---

MAYBE THE ARMOR CAN TAKE THAT HIT

BUT TONY INSIDE?

LIKE

CHECK IT OUT

IF YOU GET A WOOD BOARD

LIKE YOUR KITCHEN CUTTING BOARD

OR SOME KIND OF LARGE STEEL PANEL

LIKE A GARBAGE CAN LID--A METAL ONE

PLACE IT IN FRONT OF YOUR BELLY

THEN HAVE A CHUM

PREFERABLY AFTER A COUPLE OF BEERS

SO THAT AGGRESSION COMES OUT

HAVE HIM WHACK THAT LID WITH A BASEBALL BAT

YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THAT!

ITS GONNA F-IN HURT!

LIKE A BULLETPROOF VEST

BOOM!

THE BULLET DOESN'T PIERCE THE VEST

BUT THE FORCE OF THE BULLET STILL KNOCKS THE WEARER DOWN

AT CLOSE ENOUGH RANGE THAT IMPACT CAN STILL KILL THE WEARER!

JUST IMAGINE A JET WING HITTING TONY!

HED JUST BE JELLY INSIDE THAT ARMOR

HED BE A PINK LIQUID IN THERE

LIKE A BUNCH OF WHOLE MILK WITH SOME BLOOD IN IT

I HOPE SOMEBODY WRITES ABOUT THE PHYSICS OF IRON MAN

LIKE THOSE OTHER BOOKS

THE PHYSICS OF TREK--STAR WARS AND WHAT NOT

WHERE A PHYSICIST WRITES ABOUT THE TRUE PHYSICAL PRINCIPLES

BEHIND POPULAR SCI FI AND SUPERHEROES

I CAN BELIEVE THAT IRON MANS ARMOR IS BULLETPROOF

BUT SURVIVING THAT JET WING?

SOMEONE WOULD HAVE TO TALK ME THROUGH THAT

IN EXTREME DETAIL

HOW THAT SKIN TIGHT METAL TAKES THE HIT

BUT TONY DOESNT

I WANT TO BELIEVE IN IRON MAN

I WANT TO BELIEVE IN THAT ARMOR

ITS PROTECTION

I HOPE THEY EXPLAIN IT IN THE UPCOMING SEQUEL

IN THE UPCOMING TWENTY SEQUELS!

I HOPE

LONG LIVE ROBERT DOWNEY JR

MAY YOUR FRANCHISE NEVER SUCCUMB

TO THREE VILLAINS IN ONE MOVIE

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