Wednesday, July 1, 2009

I LOVE HARRISON FORD - ANOTHER STUPID MOVIE POEM BY HAFJAK DIVIZ

SQUINTY EYES
CROOKED NOSE
SCARRED CHIN
BASHFUL SMILE

NICE GUY
A REGULAR GUY

BUT HELL PULL OFF THE EXTRAORDINARY WHEN HE HAS TO
FOR THE RIGHT REASONS

I LOVE HARRISON FORD
I LOVE THE CHARACTERS HE PLAYS
I LOVE THAT HES NOT THE GREATEST ACTOR
I LOVE THAT SOMETIMES HE TRIES TOO HARD
I LOVE THAT HE FAILS

HE WAS NEVER ANYONES FIRST CHOICE

LUCAS KEPT HIM AROUND ONLY TO HELP CAST STAR WARS
MAGNUM P I WAS FIRST CHOICE FOR INDY

HARRISON FORD

NOT THE FIRST CHOICE
NOT THE BEST
BUT HE PERSEVERED AND GOT A LITTLE LUCKY
JUST LIKE THE REST OF US

THATS HIS APPEAL
HES LIKE THE REST OF US
ROUGH
UGLY
REJECTED
BUT DETERMINED

HES NOT HOLLYWOOD
NO BULLS**T
NO COCAINE OR F**KIN SURGERY
HIS IDEAL WEEKEND?
LETS TAKE THE KIDS TO THE PARK LOVE
THEN HAVE SOME SPAGHETTI

HES JUST A DUDE LIKE ME OR YOU
OR YOUR HUSBAND
OR YOUR DAD

I LIKE THAT HES NOT THE BEST ACTOR
THAT MEANS THATS HIM ON THE SCREEN
AND NOT SOME ACTOR MASK
HES JUST HARRISON FORD

HES HARRISON FORD IN BLADE RUNNER
HES HARRISON FORD IN TEMPLE O DOOM
HES HARRISON FORD IN CRYSTAL SKULL

JUST A REGULAR GUY
FEET ON THE GROUND
HEAD ON SHOULDERS
A DADDY AND A HUBBY
WORKING HARD
IN YOUR MOVIES

YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT HARRISON FORD?
CRYSTAL SKULL
KNOW WHY?
I BETCHA HE PLAYED INDY AGAIN IN CRYSTAL SKULL
FOR HIS GRANDKIDS!
NEED I SAY MORE?

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