Thursday, August 6, 2009

TRANSFORMERS 2 MOVIE POEM BY HAFDIVIZ PRIME

YUP
CANT BELIEVE IM WASTING MY TIME WRITING THIS
BUT SAID I WOULD ON THE BACK OF
ONE OF THESE MOVIE POEMS SO

READ A REVIEW OF TRANS 2 ROTF
IT WAS ACCURATE
WONT BORE YOU WITH ANOTHER ONE

AND YOURE NOT HERE FOR A REVIEW
YOURE HERE FOR HAFJAK DIVIZ
OF GANERDAS BUSINESS
WHERE WE PEER DEEP INTO PUDDLES
SEARCH FOR SIGNS IN THE SHALLOW
AND FISH FOR DEPTH IN THE MAINSTREAM
SO HERE GOES

GREAT TOYS

SINCE THAT WAS ALL THERE WAS TO THE MOVIE
ALLOW ME TO FLOAT UP
RISE ABOVE
SIT ON MY LITTLE PERCH IN THE SKY
AND SURVEY THE LARGER PICTURE

3 THINGS COME TO MIND

FIRSTLY
A QUESTION
IF THIS MOVIE WAS SO TERRIBLE
WHY DID THE ENTIRE GLOBE SEE IT
TWICE?

SECONDLY
A FACT
THE EIGHTIES ARE BACK
IN FASHION IN HAIR
AND IN OUR MOVIES

THE TRANS SEQUEL REMAINED TRUE TO ITS EIGHTIES ROOTS
A BIG TOY COMMERCIAL FOR EXCELLENT TOYS

WILL THE GI JOE MOVIE BE THE SAME?
WILL ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK BE REMADE WITH GERARD BUTLER?
WILL HE-MAN BE REMADE STARRING MICKEY ROURKE
AND WILL IT REMAIN TRUE TO ITS ROOTS
AND STRIVE FOR NOTHING MORE THAN TO SELL TOYS?
WILL THEY REINSTATE LAWS FORBIDDING
FEATURE LENGTH TOY COMMERCIALS
AS DONE IN THE EIGHTIES?
OR WILL THESE TOY COMMERCIALS AND THE TOYS THEYRE SELLING
SAVE OUR ECONOMY
OUR NATION?

THIRD AND LASTLY
ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU HOW I VIEW MOVIES

I HAVE DIFFERENT PAIRS OF EYES
LIKE GOGGLES HANGING ON HOOKS
IN THE CABIN OF MY MIND

SOMETIMES I SEE A MOVIE WITH MY KIDS
AND I VIEW THE MOVIE WITH MY KID EYES
CUTE CRAZY FUN ITS OVER?
LETS REFILL THE POPCORN

SOMETIMES I VIEW A MOVIE WITH MY POET EYES
I SEARCH FOR MEANING DEPTH SYMBOLISM ANSWERS

SOMETIMES I VIEW A MOVIE WITH MY ESCAPIST EYES
JUST SHOW ME LAUGHS THRILLS MAKE ME FORGET

SOMETIMES I REALIZE IM WATCHING A REALLY DUMB MOVIE
SO I PUT ON MY IDIOT EYES
HAVE A GREAT TIME

MOST TIMES IM ABLE TO SYNC UP THE RIGHT EYES TO THE RIGHT MOVIE

NOT THIS TIME

I HAD ON MY IDIOT KID AND ESCAPIST GOGGLES ON
THEY ALL BUSTED OFF
UNTIL ALL I COULD SEE WAS WHAT WAS THERE
BIG TOY COMMERCIAL FOR EXCELLENT TOYS

SO

TRANS 2 ROTF
GREAT TOYS
I BOUGHT SOME
AND I DO WANT TO SEE THE MOVIE AGAIN
ILL BUY THE DVD
THE SPECIAL VERSION
ILL WATCH IT AGAIN AND AGAIN
I WILL LOVE SOME PARTS
DETEST THE EMPTINESS OF OTHERS
AND
SEE YOU AT TARGET


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