MYTHOLOGY 101 WITH HAFJAK AND SON THIS WEEK VAMPIRES BY HAFJAK DIVIZ

WERE WALKING THE DOG

ME AND MY BOYS

ITS NIGHTTIME AND ITS DARK

MY OLDER SON

HES SCARED

ASKS ME

IS THERE SUCH A THING AS VAMPIRES

I LOVE IT WHEN HE ASKS ME THESE QUESTIONS

THEY ARE SO BASIC AND TRUE

THEY GET MY MIND ON A SIMPLE TRACK

AND IM ALWAYS SURPRISED BY MY ANSWER

I HOLD HIS HAND

WATCH MY DOG SQUAT

SEE IF THERES ANYTHING TO PICK UP

PAT MY POCKET

YES I BROUGHT A BAG

MY ANSWER TO HIM IS SHORT

WEVE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE

NO I SAY

THERES NO SUCH THING AS REAL VAMPIRES

THE KIND HE SAYS

THAT SUCK YOUR BLOOD

THATS RIGHT I SAY

A VAMPIRE IS JUST A MYTH A SYMBOL

A FAIRY TALE TOLD TO TEACH OTHERS

WHAT TO WATCH OUT FOR IN LIFE

LIKE A VAMPIRE COULD BE A GUY

WHO STEALS ALL YOUR MONEY FROM YOU HE SAYS

WOW

WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE

YEAH I SAY

A VAMPIRE COULD BE A GUY WHO BORROWS MONEY FROM YOU

AND NEVER PAYS YOU BACK

KEEPS BORROWING MONEY FROM YOU

YOU GO POOR

HE DITCHES YOU TO BORROW MONEY FROM THE NEXT GUY

A LEECH

SOMEONE WHO IN SOME WAY

SUCKS THE LIFE OUT OF YOU FOR HIS SURVIVAL

REDUCING THE BIG BAD MONSTER

TO AN ANNOYING PERSON

SATISFIES MY BOY

WE FINISH THE WALK

GO INSIDE

I CONTINUE TO PONDER THE SUBJECT

ITS FUNNY HOW VAMPIRES HAVE BECOME SO SEXY AND POWERFUL

IN MODERN IMAGERY

BUT THE KERNEL OF TRUTH IN THEIR MYTH

IS THAT THEYRE LEECHES

PARASITES

ALL THEIR BEAUTY STRENGTH AND POWER

USED TO FEED ON YOU

OR THATS HOW I INTERPRETED THIS MYTH FOR MY BOY

IN THE BRAM STOKER NOVEL

THE VAMPIRE AND HIS MINIONS

REPRESENTED INFECTION ADDICTION THEFT

FOREIGN INVASION

NOWADAYS

I BELIEVE MORE IN THE JUDITH ORLOFF

PSYCHIC VAMPIRE

THINK I AM ONE

I THINK WE ALL ARE IN SOME WAY

US GROUPS OF PEOPLE

FEEDING ON EACH OTHER

TAKING FROM EACH OTHER

DO WE GIVE

I BELIEVE IN FINANCIAL VAMPIRES

IN THE DRACULA NOVEL

THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE

IN THE NEW MILLENNIUM

THE MONEY IS THE LIFE

AND EVERY EMAIL IN MY INBOX

EVERY CATALOGUE AND BILL IN THE MAILBOX

EVERY MESSAGE IN MY CELLPHONE

EVERY BILLBOARD AD

EVERY BUS BENCH AD

EVERY STOREFRONT SIGN

EVERY TELEVISION AND RADIO COMMERCIAL

EVERY INTERNET AND BLOG AD

EVERY STORE MEMBERSHIP

EVERY CREDIT COMPANY

WANTS MY MONEY

WANTS TO FEED ON MY BANK ACCOUNT

THOSE ARE A COUPLE OF WAYS

TO INTERPRET THE VAMPIRE MYTH IN MODERN TIMES

IM GONNA WATCH THE DELUXE TWO DISC EDITION OF TWILIGHT

TO CLEAR MY PALETTE OF THIS POEM

WEREWOLVES UP NEXT

JAK

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OFF

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FROST & MIKO 22

Happy Saturday and thank you for clicking into the Ganerda's Business Blog!

Well.

Usually at the end of the Frost & Miko posts, I write "...To be continued next Thursday!" From now on I'm not going to be so specific with the day! Yes, It's Ganerda Grul here with another late installment of your second favorite comic strip Frost & Miko! Your first favorite is, of course, the first high quality publication from yours truly, "STOP MAKING CRAP" by HAFJAK DIVIZ! Or is it "Cathy?"

Please enjoy the comic strip, and please continue to visit our blog for exciting Ganerda's Business updates! Oh blog, sweet blog, you are the karaoke of wannabe writers...

Sincerely,

Ganerda Grul
Librarian and Publisher
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...To be continued next week!
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FROST AND MIKO 21

Thank you for clicking onto the Ganerda's Business Blog!

I have been a bad liitle publisher, posting these comics a day late, a week late, and I apologize for that. I know that you need your Frost & Miko, the comic strip that evolved into "STOP MAKING CRAP" by HAFJAK DIVIZ! I will try to be punctual with these comics from now on. I wish that I could promise to be on time, but my world is so hopelessly overscheduled and cluttered up that that promise to you I would break.

If you are searching for "STOP MAKING CRAP" by HAFJAK DIVIZ in Texas, look no further than Titan Comics in Dallas! Soon they will be receiving their order! Thank you Tony!

Ganerda Grul
Librarian and Publisher
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...To be continued next Thursday!
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FROST AND MIKO 20

Hello and thank you for clicking onto the Ganerda's Business Blog!

This Frost & Miko is for last Thursday! Please enjoy the comic strip and hello Jim Hanley's Universe in the Big Apple! Thank you for having us on your shelves!

Ganerda Grul

Librarian and Publisher

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...To be continued next Thursday!
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DISCO BALL BY HAFJAK DIVIZ

THE PARTY WAS A SUCCESS

DINNER DRINKS DANCING

THEY MARKED HER FORTIETH WELL

THEY CLEANED UP THE NEXT DAY

WASHED THE DISHES

TOOK DOWN THE DECO

STREAMERS LANTERNS

ALL EXCEPT THE DISCO BALL

HE LEFT IT UP THERE

NOT ONLY BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH A HASSLE TO HANG

BUT BECAUSE

IT LOOKED LIKE IT BELONGED UP THERE

EVER SINCE THEY MOVED IN

THAT BARREL CEILING REMAINED EMPTY

MANY DISCUSSIONS OVER WHAT TO HANG UP THERE

NO AGREEMENT

NO ACTION

NOW THIS KITSCHY NUDGE AND WINK OF A DECORATION

EXQUISITELY OCCUPIED THE EMPTINESS

DAZZLED

HE THOUGHT IT WAS LOVELY AT NIGHT

BUT DURING THE DAY

THE LIGHT BOUNCING OFF

ITS HUNDREDS OF FACETS

TOSSING A CONFETTI OF SUNSHINE

AROUND THE ROOM

WELL

IT LOOKED LIKE A PARTY

THERE WERE MORE PARTIES

THE DISCO BALL DEMANDED THEM

IMPROMPTU PARTIES

INVITATION PARTIES

NEIGHBOR PARTIES

THEY STARTED TAME

ENDED WITH DANCING

ALL HE HEAD TO DO

WAS TURN ON THE BALL

AND THE MUSIC

JAMIROQUAI

BRAND NEW HEAVIES

KC AND THE SUNSHINE BAND

EARTH WIND AND FIRE

THE BEE GEES

CHIC

THE JACKSON 5

DONNA SUMMER

ANY KINDA MUSIC YOU HEAR AT A WEDDING TOO

JOURNEY

A LITTLE WINE

AND THE BOLD WOULD STEP ONTO THE DANCE FLOOR

DRAG THE BASHFUL WITH THEM

AND IT BEGAN

WAS WONDERFUL HOW EVERYONE

WORKED THEIR PROBLEMS OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR

STAMPING ANXIETY UNDER THEIR FEET

FLINGING STRESS OFF WITH A TWIST AND SPIN

FEELING THE DUST CRUST AND RUST

TUMBLE AWAY WITH EACH MOVE

BODIES PUMPING

HEARTS PUMPING

BEAT PUMPING

ALL NIGHT

TILL THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT

BUT TIRED SMILES SWEATY HUGS HIGH FIVES

AND GETTING HOME TO A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP

ANY TIME HE FELT A LITTLE DOWN

HED THINK OF THAT GLITTERING DISCO BALL

AND THE LIFE CELEBRATED BENEATH IT

KIDS DANCING

GRANDMA DANCING

FRIENDS DANCING

AND HED SMILE

TEETH GLITTERING

HE HUNG A LITTLE DISCO BALL IN HIS CAR

IN THE MORNINGS

HE WOULD TURN THE JAMIROQUAI UP

AND HIS COMMUTE BECAME A ROLLING DANCE PARTY

COFFEE INCLUDED

AT THE JOB

HE HUNG A LITTLE DISCO BALL AT HIS DESK

ITS TINY SCALES SHIMMERING

WINKING AT HIM

FLASHING DISCO MEMORIES IN HIS HEAD

FLASHING PROMISES OF MORE TO COME

FLASHING IMAGES OF HIS BRIDE

SHY HOMEMAKER

ART HISTORY ACADEMIC

TRANSFORMED

INTO SLINKING PANTHER LADY BY THE MUSIC

GRRRRROWL

HE PUT ON HIS HEADPHONES

GOT MUCH WORK DONE

WIGGLING IN HIS SEAT TO THE BEAT

HE WAS VERY EXCITED TO WORK MUCH

THEN HEAD HOME

HE HAD BOUGHT HIS WIFE A GIFT

SOME EARRINGS

YEAH

LITTLE DISCO BALLS

FOR DAD

HIS PERM

AND HIS MIDLIFE

NIGHT FEVER

AND TO MAC

FOR THE PARTY INVITE

JAK

OVER AND

OFF

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DARK PEARLS BY HAFJAK DIVIZ

MAN OH MAN

FEEL SO GUILTY

WHENEVER I POST THESE POEMS

BUT THE ONLY THING I DREAD MORE THAN POSTING THEM

IS NOT POSTING THEM

INTRO

EVER FEEL

LIKE THE WORLD WAS OUT TO GET YOU

FOR BEING AN AWFUL PERSON

EVER FEEL

LIKE AN ASSEMBLY OF DEFENSIVE MECHANISMS

SO DENSE AND DEEP

THAT WHAT WAS BEING DEFENDED

HAS BEEN SUFFOCATED AND BURIED BENEATH THEM

WHAT ARE THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF YOUR BIRTH

HOW WAS YOUR SCHOOLING EXPERIENCE

HOW DO YOU BEHAVE IN SOCIAL SITUATIONS

DO YOU BECOME ONE OF THE CROWD

OR DO YOU STAY JUST ONE

THIS POEM IS FOR ME

FOR THOSE WHOVE MADE MISTAKES

FALLEN FLAT ON THEIR FACES

NOW SCAN THE PAVEMENT FOR TREACHEROUS CRACKS

AND FORGET TO LOOK UP AT THE SKY SUNSHINE AND SMILES

DARK PEARLS

SHE WAS TURNING 40

HE WOULD GET HER JEWELRY

LEAST HE COULD DO

HE WANTED TO GIVE HER THE WORLD

SPRINKLE A 1000 DIAMONDS ON HER BACK AND HAIR

NOT EVERY DREAM COMES TRUE

THE SALES LADY SHOWED HIM THE PEARLS

THEY WERE DARK GREY

GORGEOUS

HER SALES WRIST COVERED IN TINY SPHERES

EACH CONTAINING A ROILING STORM

THE PRICE WAS NICE

THE JEWEL PERFECT

BY CUFFING HER WITH BANDS OF PEARLS

HE WAS SORT OF GIVING HER A GIFT

BUT MOSTLY MARKING HER AS HIS

AND HE WAS NOT A DIAMOND OF A GUY

HE WAS DEFINITELY NOT A DIAMOND OF A MAN

HE WAS A DIRTY LITTLE SPECK

SOMEHOW HE GOT IN

SLIPPED IN UNSEEN

IMBEDDED HIMSELF

EACH MOMENT OF EVERY YEAR

THE HOST ORGANISM

DEFENDING ITSELF FROM THIS FILTH

THIS CANCER

COATED HIM WITH DEFENSIVE OOZE

LAYER AFTER LAYER OF IT

UNTIL THE SPECK HAD GROWN

DENSE DARK SMOOTH

A TINY PELLET OF LIQUID IRON ARMOR

THE PRODUCT OF A 1000 ATTACKS

THE COLLECTED RESIDUE OF A 1000 STORMS

YUP

HE WAS NOT A SHINING DIAMOND OF A MAN

THE DARK PEARLS WERE PERFECT

THEY LOOKED GOOD ON HER

SHE LIKED THEM

SHE REALLY DID

HE WAS SURPRISED HOW MUCH SHE LIKED THEM

AND THAT SHE WORE THEM EVERY DAY

HE TROTTED OFF TO THE JEWELER

TO GET HER THE MATCHING EARRINGS

DAAAAATS RIGHT

DARK PEARLS BY HAFJAK DIVIZ

OHHH

A THOUSAND ATTACKS

A THOUSAND STORMS

YEAH

I KNOW

I GET CARRIED AWAY

PLEASE READ DISCO BALL

AFTER READING THIS ONE

THEY ARE THE SAME POEM

WRITTEN THROUGH DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES

FOR MOM

A PEARL HERSELF

BUT A BRIGHT SHINING ONE

JAK

OVER AND

OFF

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