THE WONDROUS RANDOM BY HAFJAK DIVIZ

YO
THIS IS AN OPEN POEM THAT I WILL ADD TO
YES
AT RANDOM

SAW A WOMAN ON A PINK MOTOR SCOOTER
SHE HAD A TRIM FIGURE CLAD IN
BLACK HELMET
PURPLE SCARF
BLACK OVERCOAT
DARK BLUE JEANS
AND BLACK HIGH HEELS
REALLY
3 INCH HEELS
AND RIDING A SCOOTER



IM GLAD PERIODS HAVE REPLACED
THE PARENTHESES AND HYPHENS ON PHONE NUMBERS
MAKES PHONE NUMBERS LOOK SLEEK AND STREAMLINED NOW
A LITTLE MORE ARTFUL AND LESS TECHNICAL



MY YOUNGER SON WAS WATCHING
PEE WEES BIG ADVENTURE
THAT PART WHEN THE GIGANTIC COMPLICATED CONTRAPTION
IS MAKING HIS BREAKFAST

MY BOY MARVELED AT ALL THE TOYS
BOOTS AND ODDITIES WHIRRING AND SPINNING AROUND
TO COOK THE MORNING MEAL

THE BREAKFAST WAS FINALLY PRODUCED
A SHORT STACK OF GRIDDLE CAKES
WITH EGG EYES A STRAWBERRY NOSE
AND A BACON MOUTH

PEE WEE THEN POURED MR T CEREAL ALL OVER IT
AND BURIED THE PANCAKE FACE

AWWWW MY BOY GROANED
LIKE A GUY WATCHING HIS FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM
FUMBLE A PASS AT THE SUPERBOWL



HOLY S
SAW HER AGAIN
THE PINK SCOOTER WOMAN IN HIGH HEELS

SAW HER GOING WEST ON CULVER AND OVERLAND
SHES MYSTERIOUS IN HER HELMET
IT COVERS HER ENTIRE HEAD AND FACE
WHO IS SHE
WHATS HER HERITAGE
WHATS HER HAIR LIKE
DOES THE HELMET MESS IT UP

SHE LOOKS LIKE A POWER RANGER SUPERHERO

TODAY HER ENSEMBLE WAS
BLACK HELMET
WHITE TURTLENECK
PINK PUFFY VEST
DARK BLUE STRAIGHT LEG JEANS OVER
OF COURSE
HIGHHEELED BLACK LEATHER BOOTS
THE HEEL TODAY
TWO INCHES HIGH

I LOVE YOU PINK SCOOTER WOMAN
MAY THE GODS OF TRAFFIC NEVER DAMN YOU
TO A COMMUTE ON THE 405
OR DENY YOU CONVENIENT PARKING


COPYRIGHT 2010 HAFJAK DIVIZ
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
www.ganerda.com