Wednesday, January 6, 2010

STINKY CAT ON A SWEATER BY HAFJAK DIVIZ



WELL HELLO CAT
LOOK AT YOU
LAYING ON MY SWEATER
ARE YOU COMFY

WHATS THAT SMELL

OH BOY

PICK YA UP
TURN YA OVER

WHOA

HAD AN ACCIDENT EH

LOOKS LIKE YOUR BUTT BARFED A CHOCOLATE SHAKE

ITS ALL OVER YOU

AND MY SWEATER

WELLP
COME ON
LETS HAVE A BATH

WHERE DO I WASH YOU
IN A BUCKET
CANT HAVE ALL YOUR POOP IN THE TUB
YUCK

TOO COLD OUTSIDE THOUGH

WELLP
WELL DO IT IN THE TUB GOD HELP US
HOPE WE ALL DONT GET INTESTINAL PARASITES

THE WATER RUNS
SO DO YOU
GET BACK HERE
IN THE TUB

ALL WET
SKINNY UNDER ALL THAT FUR

OUCH
STOP CLAWING
THIS BATH IS FOR YOU NOT FOR ME

THATS RIGHT
GETTIN USED TO IT
NICE RIGHT
WARM

LETS DRY YOU OFF

WRAPPED IN A TOWEL
YOU LOOK LIKE A BABY

WELL HAIRY BABY
IM GLAD YOU CAME TO ME IN YOUR MOMENT OF GASTRONOMIC TURMOIL
GLAD YOU SOUGHT COMFORT ON MY SWEATER
GLAD YOU KNEW I WOULD TAKE CARE OF YOU

BEFORE I SOAK THE SWEATER IN PINE SOL
LEMME GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHECK
MAKE SURE I GOT ALL THAT CHUNK OUTTA THERE


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