FROST AND MIKO 1 - BIG SIX PAGE PREMIERE

Happy summer!

Ganerda Grul here. We at Ganerda's Business are so pleased the sunny season is back that we're going to beam our own brightness right out of this blog! Every Saturday we are going to post a "Frost & Miko" comic strip starting today with a sumptuous six page premiere!

"Frost & Miko" is a comic strip written and drawn by our own conflicted cartoonist HAFJAK DIVIZ. He wrote, illustrated and copyrighted the strip under the alias "Johnson R. Ducks." He loves those aliases! See the blogpost "Aliases and Origins" to comprehend HAFJAK'S love of pseudonyms.

HAFJAK DIVIZ is the author of "STOP MAKING CRAP," the cartoon book all about creators and haters and the first book from Ganerda's Business! There would be no "STOP MAKING CRAP," however, without "Frost & Miko." "Frost & Miko" are the cute and cuddly characters that evolved into "PLUS-MINUS," the satiric stars of "STOP MAKING CRAP."

Enjoy the six page premiere below and check out PLUS-MINUS at ganerda.com!

Thank you for your time and interest,

Ganerda Grul
Librarian and Publisher

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...To be continued next Saturday!

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COMIC BOOK MOVIES - THE BEST DATE MOVIE BY HAFJAK DIVIZ

MAN O MAN

I LOVE THOSE COMIC BOOKS MOVIES

I LOVE EM!

I REALLY DO

I WATCH THAT FIRST SPIDERMAN MOVIE

AND THATS ME AND THE LOVELY ZANA

HAVING THAT KISS IN THE RAIN

THATS ME

SAVING HER FROM ALL THAT MESS

KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR

I SUPPOSE THE COMMON BELIEF ABOUT COMIC BOOK MOVIES

IS THAT THEYRE FOR NERDS

I WONT DISAGREE

ILL SAY THIS

THERES NOTHING MORE ROMANTIC THAN A COMIC BOOK MOVIE

NOTHING

ITS ONE GUY

TAKING ON THE WORLD

FOR ONE GIRL

THE GUY WILL LEAP FROM ROOFTOP TO ROOFTOP

STOP A LOCOMOTIVE

HOLD UP CRUMBLING BUILDINGS

TURN THE WORLD AROUND BACKWARDS

FOR THAT ONE GIRL

KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR

IN LOVE

CHECK IT OUT:

TWILIGHT IS A COMIC BOOK MOVIE

O YES IT IS!

DONT BE FOOLED BY ITS FEMALE AUTHOR

OR ITS FEMALE POINT OF VIEW

EDDIE IS A SUPERHERO

AND BELLA IS HIS ONE GIRL

HELL DO ANYTHING FOR HER

JUST LIKE SPIDEY FOR MARY JANE

JUST LIKE THE PHANTOM FOR DIANA PALMER

JUST LIKE KAL FOR LOIS

JUST LIKE THE DARK KNIGHT FOR RACHEL

JUST LIKE REED FOR SUE

JUST LIKE LOGAN FOR JEAN GREY

JUST LIKE MATT FOR ELEKTRA

JUST LIKE BRUCE BANNER FOR BETTY ROSS

JUST LIKE THE SHADOW FOR MARGO LANE

JUST LIKE DARKMAN FOR JULIE

LIKE A DAD FOR A MOM

AND OF COURSE

LIKE A HAF FOR A ZAN

ILL ADD TO THIS LIST IF I THINK OF MORE

ADD FROM COMIC BOOK HEROES

FROM THE BEGININNG OF RECORDED HISTORY

HERCULES HAD A CHICK RIGHT?

SAMSON? DAVID?

NEVER MIND THE LASER BEAMS

PHOTON TORPEDOES

WHIPS CLAWS AND CAPES

THERES NOTHING MORE ROMANTIC THAN A COMIC BOOK MOVIE

THANK GOD FOR SUMMER

WHEN ALL OF THEM BURST FROM THE THEATRES

LIKE SUNSHINE AT NOON

I LOVE THOSE COMIC BOOK MOVIES

I REALLY REALLY DO

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ODE TO IRON MAN BY HAFJAK DIVIZ

THE IRON MAN MOVIE

SAW IT--LOVED IT

A BIT OF IT DIDNT SIT WELL WITH ME

IRON MAN SMACKING AROUND ARAB LOOKING PEOPLE

A BIT ODD

DISLIKE MY HEROES BEING USED AS PROPAGANDA

FOR A CRIMINAL WAR

ANYWAY

THAT RED AND GOLD ARMOR

HE LOOKS LIKE A ROBOTIC RONALD MCDONALD

BUT I SAW THE MOVIE--LOVED IT

LOVE THE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR ASPECT OF IT

ONE OF THE BEST PARTS OF THE MOVIE

WHEN IRON MAN IS BEING CHASED BY TWO JET FIGHTERS

KEEPS REPEATING IN MY HEAD

THE MORE IT REPEATS

THE MORE UNBELIEVABLE IT SEEMS

UNFORTUNATELY

I KNOW

ITS A COMIC BOOK MOVIE

BUT ITS FUN TO THINK ABOUT HOW REAL THESE FANCIFUL THINGS CAN BE

ITS THE PART

WHEN IRON MAN CRASHES INTO THE WING OF ONE OF THE PLANES

BAM!

HE TAKES THE WING OFF HES SO INDESTRUCTIBLE!

I DONT KNOW---

MAYBE THE ARMOR CAN TAKE THAT HIT

BUT TONY INSIDE?

LIKE

CHECK IT OUT

IF YOU GET A WOOD BOARD

LIKE YOUR KITCHEN CUTTING BOARD

OR SOME KIND OF LARGE STEEL PANEL

LIKE A GARBAGE CAN LID--A METAL ONE

PLACE IT IN FRONT OF YOUR BELLY

THEN HAVE A CHUM

PREFERABLY AFTER A COUPLE OF BEERS

SO THAT AGGRESSION COMES OUT

HAVE HIM WHACK THAT LID WITH A BASEBALL BAT

YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THAT!

ITS GONNA F-IN HURT!

LIKE A BULLETPROOF VEST

BOOM!

THE BULLET DOESN'T PIERCE THE VEST

BUT THE FORCE OF THE BULLET STILL KNOCKS THE WEARER DOWN

AT CLOSE ENOUGH RANGE THAT IMPACT CAN STILL KILL THE WEARER!

JUST IMAGINE A JET WING HITTING TONY!

HED JUST BE JELLY INSIDE THAT ARMOR

HED BE A PINK LIQUID IN THERE

LIKE A BUNCH OF WHOLE MILK WITH SOME BLOOD IN IT

I HOPE SOMEBODY WRITES ABOUT THE PHYSICS OF IRON MAN

LIKE THOSE OTHER BOOKS

THE PHYSICS OF TREK--STAR WARS AND WHAT NOT

WHERE A PHYSICIST WRITES ABOUT THE TRUE PHYSICAL PRINCIPLES

BEHIND POPULAR SCI FI AND SUPERHEROES

I CAN BELIEVE THAT IRON MANS ARMOR IS BULLETPROOF

BUT SURVIVING THAT JET WING?

SOMEONE WOULD HAVE TO TALK ME THROUGH THAT

IN EXTREME DETAIL

HOW THAT SKIN TIGHT METAL TAKES THE HIT

BUT TONY DOESNT

I WANT TO BELIEVE IN IRON MAN

I WANT TO BELIEVE IN THAT ARMOR

ITS PROTECTION

I HOPE THEY EXPLAIN IT IN THE UPCOMING SEQUEL

IN THE UPCOMING TWENTY SEQUELS!

I HOPE

LONG LIVE ROBERT DOWNEY JR

MAY YOUR FRANCHISE NEVER SUCCUMB

TO THREE VILLAINS IN ONE MOVIE

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COMIC CON 2009 ART BY HAFJAK DIVIZ

Hello.

Ganerda Grul here with some Comic Con 2009 artwork by the "crehater" himself HAFJAK DIVIZ! It is a tribute to the "Green Lantern" using characters being published by Ganerda's Business. HAFJAK's "PLUS-MINUS" is in there, so is Piermoy's "Tapehead Turtle" and Ken Hayashi's drawing of myself, Gannie Grul. My hair grew out, and my new glasses are broken, so I am using an older pair. This is reflected in the drawing. My body isn't exactly like the one in the picture. Maybe someday it will be but not today!

We hope this image makes it into the Comic Con souvenir book, but due to missed deadlines and the mystery of the CMYK coloring system, it may not. If it doesn't, please enjoy it here! And--we are thinking of making this into a print to sell at SDCCI '09! If HAFJAK ever finishes it. He says that it is not done. I think otherwise.

Thank you for your time and interest,

Ganerda Grul, Librarian and Publisher

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HAFJAK DIVIZ - WONDER QUEST - DAY FOUR

SUNDAY, MARCH 1, 2009

5AM
AWAKEN IN BACKSEAT OF CAR
RAIN
P-LOT SIGN SAYS GET OUT BY 7AM
CRAWL INTO DRIVER SEAT-START-PULL OUT OF LOT
PARK ON STREET - FIRST AND HOWARD - SLEEP MORE

7:30AM

PARK NEAR WHOLE FOODS

THANK YOU WHOLE FOODS

BREAKFAST

NOTES

WHOLE FOODS RESTROOM

CLEAN-PLEASANT-FULLY EQUIPPED

BETTER THAN A FOUR STAR HOTEL

VARIETY OF HANDSOAPS AND HAND SANITIZERS



CANT THANK WHOLE FOODS ENOUGH

FREE PARKING ON SUNDAY

CHANGE CLOTHES IN CAR - LOCK UP

RED UMBRELLA

10AM

WALKING IN THE DRIZZLY CITY



FRIDAY'S PARKING LOT - EARLY BIRD SPECIAL















LAST NIGHT'S SLEEPING LOCATION - PARKING LOT ON FIRST AND HOWARD

ON THE WAY TO MOSCONE







GOT A FEW MINUTES - WHATS THIS? GARDENS?









CON IS ON AT 11AM

TEN TO 11 RIGHT NOW - GOTTA DASH

BUT ALWAYS TIME FOR FLOWERS

ACROSS THE BRIDGE AND BACK--

CONTINUED

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HAFJAK DIVIZ - WONDER QUEST - DAY FOUR 2

DAY FOUR CONTINUED

SUNDAY, MARCH 1, 2009
10:55AM

EXHIBITORS WANDER AND VISIT

SATURDAY WAS THE BIG DAY - HAS PASSED

SUNDAY IS THE WRAP-UP - RELAXED

11AM AND THE FUN BEGINS

GANERDA LOOKALIKE14

11:42AM
KICKASS ANIMATION DIRECTOR CHRIS BENNETT

OUR THIRTEENTH CUSTOMER - THANK YOU

11:43AM

ALEX AND JULES - OUR FOURTEENTH CUSTOMER - THANK YOU

VISIT JULES-AUTHOR AND ILLUSTRATOR OF THE GRAPHIC NOVEL "MARSH ROCKET"

AT http://www.marsh-rocket.com

HAFJAK DIVIZ IS--

--FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT

GANERDA LOOKALIKES 15 AND 16

POISON IVY

VMK FEWINGS POSES WITH THE DIVIZ ALTER EGO

VISIT US AT THE 2009 WEST HOLLYWOOD BOOK FAIR

1PM

ROLOKO FAMILY - OUR FIFTEENTH CUSTOMER - THANK YOU

3PM

JO AND JEB--JEB NOT PICTURED HERE DUE TO CRIPPLING SKATEBOARD MISHAP

OUR SIXTEENTH AND SEVENTEENTH CUSTOMERS - THANK YOU

AND JO'S FRIEND--

GANERDA LOOKALIKE 17

THE EMPIRE STRIKES CRAP-------sorry

GAGS ARE THE IN THING AT WONDER CON 2009

3:30PM

DAMIEN - OUR EIGHTEENTH CUSTOMER - THANK YOU

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

BOYS AND GIRLS

FEAST YOUR EYES UPON THE BEAUTY KNOWN AS

MISS MAGGIE MAYHEM

SERGIO ARAGONES CHECKING IN

MUCH RESPECT AND THANK YOU FOR THOSE DOODLES IN THE MARGINS OF MAD

LYDIA

4:45PM

OUR NINETEENTH AND LAST WONDER CON 09 CUSTOMER - THANK YOU

5PM

THATS IT GEEKS

CLEAR OUT

WELP--

WONDER CON 09 IS OVER

PACK UP - ELEVATOR UP - ROLL OUT

GANERDA'S BUSINESS REPRESENTIVE HAFJAK DIVIZ HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

SEE YOU AT THE NEXT SHOW

I WALK MY CRAP TO THE CAR

ONE HAND PULLS THE BOOKS ON A FURNITURE MOVER

THE OTHER CARRIES THE COATHOOK

AT THE CAR - PACK UP - DRIVE OFF

CROSS THE BAY BRIDGE

80 TO THE 580

OH NO

NO WAY

TURN AROUND

HEAD BACK

F F F F F F F F F F F

FORGOT MY FREAKIN COATHOOK ON THE SIDEWALK

CORNER OF FOURTH AND SHIRLEY

ONLY BEEN GONE TEN-FIF MINUTES

ITLL STILL BE THERE

BLOODY FOUR DOLLAR BRIDGE TOLL

KEEP HAVIN TO PAY THAT

ITLL BE WORTH IT TO GET THE COATHOOK BACK

SPEED BACK TO THE CITY OF PEACE AND LOVE

WHERE THE VEGETARIANS AND ARTISTS FROLIC

THEY WOULDNT TAKE MY COATHOOK

ITS SAFE AND SOUND ON THE SAME STREET AS WHOLE FOODS

FOURTH AND SHIRLEY

PARK AT THE SAME PLACE - LOOK AROUND

YOU LOSE DIVIZ

ITS GONE

SOME BASTARD OUT THERE WITH FAST LEGS AND GOOD TASTE HAS YOUR HOOK

CRY ME A RIVER

HOOK GONE BUT JACKET AND MASK IN TRUNK

GOT PICTURES

SOLD BOOKS

GO

BRING IT ALL BACK TO ZANA AND THE HAFCUBS

DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE

DRIVE SOME MORE

11PM

PULL OVER AND SLEEP IN THE LOT OF PEA SOUP ANDERSONS

2AM

WAKE AND DRIVE THE REST OF THE WAY BACK TO LA

5AM

MONDAY, MARCH 2, 2009

HOME

WONDER QUEST AT AN END

UNPACK

ORGANIZE

SHOWER

SLEEP

GOTTA GO TO WORK IN A FEW HOURS

SEE YOU AT SAN DIEGO COMIC CON INTL 2009

SMALL PRESS PAVILION

WONDER AND LOVE

TO THOSE WHO BOUGHT THE CRAP

HAFJAK DIVIZ

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