SHOPPING EXERCISE 1 BY HAFJAK DIVIZ

ONE OF MY FAVORITE EXERCISES

IS PERFORMED WHEN IM IN A STORE WITH MY KIDS

WE WALK IN HOLDING HANDS

THEN WE SEE

THERES SO MUCH TO WANT AND BUY

WE LET GO OF EACH OTHER

AND STARE AT ALL THE STUFF

WE SUCCUMB TO THE WANT

START GRABBING THINGS OFF SHELVES

STACK THEM IN OUR HANDS

CLUTCH STACKS TO BODIES

A PILE OF DVDS AT 15 TO 25 DOLLARS EACH

A SET OF ACTION FIGURES AT 10 DOLLARS EACH

VIDEOGAMES AT 15 DOLLARS EACH

WE OBSERVE BIG TICKET ITEMS

HUGE PLASTIC DEVICES

LOOKING SO CHEAPLY MADE

AND COSTING SO MUCH

WE REMEMBER THEIR PRICES

AND MENTALLY PLACE THEM ON OUR STACKS

WHEN WERE DONE GRABBING AND STACKING

WE START ADDING

ADD EVERYTHING UP

COME UP WITH A GRAND TOTAL FOR ALL OUR STACKS

700 DOLLARS

THIS TOTAL IS THE CLIMAX OF THE EXERCISE

MAKES EVERYTHING COME INTO FOCUS

700 DOLLARS

WHAT CAN WE DO WITH 700 DOLLARS

WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH 700 DOLLARS

WHAT ARE THE BEST MEMORIES WE CAN PURCHASE

WITH 700 DOLLARS

ANSWERS COME TO MIND

THE LESSON IS LEARNED

THE EXERCISE IS COMPLETE

WE REVERSE OUR TRIP INTO THE STORE

AS WE WALKED IN GRABBING AND STACKING

WE WALK OUT DROPPING AND RETURNING

BIG TICKET ITEM PRICES ARE FORGOTTEN

STACK ITEMS ARE REPLACED WHERE FOUND ON HOOK AND SHELF

THE REWARD OF THE EXERCISE IS THIS

WE LEAVE THE STORE WITH NOTHING IN OUR HANDS

BUT EACH OTHERS HANDS

NOONE IS WHINING OR COMPLAINING

THAT WERE LEAVING WITH NOTHING

IN FACT

WEVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT EVERYTHING WE WANT

AS SOON AS WE EXIT THE STORE

OUR BACKS TO ITS BEGGING SIGN

OUR FACES SMILING

AS WE LAUGH AND TELL JOKES

WHILE TRAVERSING THE DANGEROUS PARKING LOT

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